Deep Thoughts #2

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to?


Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

You read about all these terrorists -- most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10 -15 years Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration